Well not much of a life update today I just want to write a short review of the Resident Evil 5 demo.
Capcom has released a demo demo to the upcoming fifth installment of their Resident Evil franchise. In this demo you can partake in 3 modes single player, online co-op, and local co-op and two short segments of gameplay. In this game you take control of Chris Redfield in the middle of some exotic African locale as he battles some new plot point zombies.
In the first segment of gameplay "Public Assembly" Chris and his partner, Sheva, come across the titular assembly of said public which are all zombies(SURPRISE!). This little section has you surviving against a counter(kill x zombies to trigger first event) and a timer(survive for x time) until some aerial support can open up a gate blocking your path. When I was playing through this I was disappointed thoroughly. The first thing I noticed as zombies where climbing over a fence outside the shack I was in is that you can not shoot through windows in RE5. I guess they want you to get up close and personal with the zombies. No being smart and picking them off you! Second thing is YOU CAN NOT FUCKING WALK AND SHOOT. No strafing no dodge rolls nothing. Oh glorious nippon why can't you figure this out? Is there that much of a difference between Japanese and American gamers? I manage to survive with my shitty AI controlled partner running out of bullets, sweet. I'm going to waste a lot of time micro-managing her aren't I? Why is that you ask? Well if she dies... GAME OVER. That's right a shitty mechanic that should have died years ago. Lets make something the player has no input over affect their ability to continue their game! Well having reached the end of the zombie counter now comes a what I guess we could call a mini-boss zombie. He's got a huge axe and boy does he love to swing it. I pour all the bullets I can find into this guy. Shoot some exploding barrels near him. Do everything I can think of to take him down and it's not working. I run out of bullets and go hide from him atop a scaffold ashamed. I'll never get past this now I think and as if by some magical answer aerial support comes a knocking and cutscene's away. With that ends "Public Assembly".
The second section "Shanty Town" will be updated on later.